Boys and Farts

It occurred to me recently that I have boys. And boys think the word "fart" is hysterical. I know, I'm not quick... I've heard stories and watched sitcoms that portrayed pre-pubescent boys in such a way that assumes this level of immaturity to be the "norm", however, not MY boys. They were above all that nonsense. They read books, watch the History Channel and love science. Until I over heard the following...

Ethan: "Jingle farts, jingle farts, jingle fart the way"
TJ: (Laughing hysterically) "Oh what fun it is to fart in a one-horse open fa-art!"

At this point, Ethan is laughing so hard, he can't finish his next line. They're both crying and gasping for breath.

Bridget says (in her best teenager voice), "That's not even funny, why are you laughing?"
Danielle follows with "Yeah, why are you even laughing."
TJ says, "Farts!, He said jingle farts... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

*Sigh* Boys...